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Kenya: Director of prosecution insists Cholmondeley quilty - but he is not certain. Neither am I.
Kenya: The magic Waki sealed envelope that could contain the mysterious Imam's documents
To the readers: Doing the right thng about what¨we promised you. Nahhh -- just jokin; with ya!
Opening BlogTalk Radio and a new WWW website to stroke my ego
3,390,732 people have now registered themselves following API's earlier request for registratioN
WordPress closes API Blog due to the fact that we've been breaking their TOS forever
Do you really believe in Tapes and the Imam? Then register and I'll keep you up-to-date.
THE AIRING OF MICHELLE OBAMA TAPES
Chief Editor Korir, Arap Sammy - API - Bio- /Profile
Imminent tape release scheduled for tomorrow
Open letter to Michelle Obama - Here's where I lay it on the line
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We would like to thank all those who have so blindingly trusted me by releasing amazing amounts of personal information when requested with little or no assurance (leaning toward no, btw) that we will not break the implied trust, selling your private information off to the highest bidder.

 

I assure everyone that all is safe.  Just like I assure you that there is an Imam hiding out at Amnesty International in the UK.  And like I assure you that counsel is working behind the scenes to strike a deal  with the MBO of my choosing.  I assure you that our assurances are assured.

 

Our many, many assistants and I, will be in charge of the list to be compiled using the information you have so foolishly given to me.

 

Therefore, do not get worried at all. Kidding.  If you were crazy enough to release your pertinent information to some nutjob “website” like mine, then I bet you won’t be too concerned when you hear that you’ve been buying prostitutes in Kenya with your new American Express Card that you never new you had.

 

Jeez.  This is almost too easy.

 

We are now execising great caution in everything; except for our choices in internet service providers.

 

What we say and what we do all the time are never the same, but do not let that bother you.  Just keep watching my Front Page (known as a Home Page in non-third-world countries) for the latest announcement about an upcoming notice from counsel that will pretend to explain why I am not in Canada like I said I would be.

 

Some people may find it difficult to reach me.  Do not be surprised, and I am NOT sorry for that. Duty calls and I must turn up as required, like before the various magistrates and grand jury proceedings.

 

Just like Clowd (who is not really me) says, I want to confirm to all that I did find a few minutes between imaginary meetings yesterday and to clear my tired mind at the time, I participated in NAPI's blog TalkRadio Chat belonging to us - NAPI.

 

 

I do not want anyone to feel ignored, because at times I am unable to be present and answer questions.

 

Chief Editor

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