API is pleased to announce that already 3907 people have registered themselves in our database.

 

Yeah,  we expect you to believe this, even though our own page counter only shows 125 or so at the time of this writing.  But I figured the number would impress you and make you think it was safe to provide me with enough information to pull off a ID-Theft on your arse.

We wish to inform all registered people that API Monitors (Morning, Noon and Night Monitors), immediately the registration comes in, (WTF did I just write?) saves the information in a secure disc and deletes everything in the computer to avoid any misuse of any kind. The disc is therefore kept in a safe only one person can open. Sadly, that one person died, so your information is really safe.

 

Well, except for the copies that we’ve emailed to all our buddies in Nigeria.  Now THOSE fellas know how to pull of a scam, huh?

 

If you are not familiar with their Scam-Fu, you will want to visit the Holy Grail of Nigerian (419) Scamming, 419 Eater:

http://www.419eater.com

We wish to let those registered know that our registration process is safe and as earlier stated, no personal information will be used for other purposes other than that we have indicated to be our intention.  And of course, you know our intention is as pure as the wind-driven snow.


API Editorial Monitor

(Damn, there are a lot of people working here in this dark, stinky hole I call my room! Ain’t there be!)