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To the readers: Doing the right thng about what¨we promised you. Nahhh -- just jokin; with ya!
Opening BlogTalk Radio and a new WWW website to stroke my ego
3,390,732 people have now registered themselves following API's earlier request for registratioN
WordPress closes API Blog due to the fact that we've been breaking their TOS forever
Do you really believe in Tapes and the Imam? Then register and I'll keep you up-to-date.
THE AIRING OF MICHELLE OBAMA TAPES
Chief Editor Korir, Arap Sammy - API - Bio- /Profile
Imminent tape release scheduled for tomorrow
Open letter to Michelle Obama - Here's where I lay it on the line
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ATTN: READERS
WE HAVE RECENTLY COME TO KNOW THAT CERTAIN PEOPLE HAVE BAD WILL TO OUR SITE AND WORK ON SHUTTING US DOWN. THIS MAKES US SAD.  (sniff)
 
So far, we are happy to say they did not succeed.  And they will not succeed.  Ever.
 
But we still have our very own Chat area up and running.
 
And don't forget to wait by the phone for me to call you personally with the 4-digit code so you can listen to the MO tape and decide for yourself.
 
The API counsel is negotiating with Blogger and Blogspot to determine the next home for API where we might live free without interference from those unwilling to put up with our shenanigans.

Last updated on Tuesday, November 19, 2008 11:35:19 AM

Number of visitors from 30.09.2008 to-date>
(prior to this date, we averaged 10 hits a day, including mine.  It was sad.  Very sad.  But, hey -- nothing like a killer lie to ramp things up!)
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and no, we are NOT doing this just for the hits
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New African Press International is a fraud, pure and simple.  There, we said it.  And we didn’t need counsel to say it for us. In between fraudulent acts, we pretend to be an online media that brings you news happening in the African Continent and the world at large. Like the people in Norway really care.

New African Press International - NAPI, was founded in 2008 by Chief Editor Korir, A “charter member” of Reporters, Editors, Typists, Agrarians, Rapscallions, and Droolers” International, who is also the Head of the legally registered, but fradulently represented Charity organization, Rainbow Foundation, based in Norway. We simply siphon off people who are actually looking for the real Rainbow Foundation, which is not based in Norway.

I can’t believe you are actually being on our site. I can’t believe I just wrote “being on our site” because that sounds absolutely ridiculous.

 

Be sure to send e-mail to let us (okay, actually only me) know what you think, except for you, usa1776, I think I already know what you think.

 

Oh yeah, we are also a daily news media online, which is supposed to be different from an online media.  Go figure.
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Yours truly, C.E.K.

 

(I realize that my Engrish is much better all of a sudden.  I’ve been using Rosetta Stone for a few weeks. I’m using the American English, so you’ll notice that I start spelling words correctly, without all those counfounded u’s popping up in words like colour, etc.  Just thought I’d share.)

 

THE MONKEY
IS IN THE ROWBOAT!